Saturday, August 22, 2009

What already opened this weekend

Stop looking at me like that, Eli. No, not you, Brad, you just keep doing what you're doing.

I think in the future I'm going to try and make one of these posts every Friday, unfortunately last night I was sobbing on the floor of a public bathroom covered in my own vomit while I should have been blogging, but what can you do eh? Here we go:


Inglourious Basterds: I'm going to see this bad boy on Tuesday so expect a review. Based on everything I've heard it's pretty good. If you like Tarantino, you'll probably like it. If you don't like Tarantino you're probably either ignorant or trying too hard to be edgy.

Shorts: Tarantino BFF Robert Rodriguez' new movie. Don't expect it to be anything like Planet Terror, this one's for kids. It has a pretty solid cast including William H Macy, John Cryer, and Leslie Mann. Take the kids! Otherwise you can honestly probably just wait for the DVD.

Post Grad: MAN does this look stupid. "Ryden Melby had life ALL PLANNED OUT. Graduate from College, get a job, start a family. But when her worst enemy takes the job she was hoping for, Ryden will be forced to *RECORD SCRATCH* MOVE BACK IN WITH HER FAMILY!" And somewhere along the line she's likely going to fall in love. Seeing this instead of Inglourious Basterds is a god damn travesty. On the other hand, I haven't seen it, it could be good. On the other other hand, it definitely won't be.

Limited release:

World's Greatest Dad
: Two reasons you should see this if you can: It's Robin William's best role in years, and it was directed by some guy named Bobcat Goldthwait. SICK BALLS.

PLEASE NOTE: If you haven't seen District 9 yet that takes priority.

1 comment:

  1. Robin Williams... really?! I remember watching him on Conan the other night and he was just annoying as fuuuuuck.

    I also would like to add that I wish my name was Bobcat Coldthwait. You can't go wrong with a name like that. But we'll just have to see when the movie comes out.

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